May 2013
lumos5000:
tenebrisedwardandeoc:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
I literally started bleeding from my nose laughing about this
you should get that checked out
at what age do i just magically turn hot
my-kala:
verticurl:
I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone
The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
religiousmom:
macaronimessiah:
religiousmom:
The thigh gap between your legs doesn’t matter what’s important is the thigh gap in your heart
hearts don’t have thighs tho
shut the fuck up
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
coltongillies:
igohardinovertime:
this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player
i think you mean the best
sometimes-butts:
plenair:
actionjackel:
hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR
wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
PET CAT
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
alabamasouthernbelle:
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
This is me
rnilkbreath:
if someone is happy with their religion and not bothering u why the FUCK would u go out of ur way to say ‘everything uve ever believed in is bullshit’ like how much of an asshole do u have to be
pizza:
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
googlehomie:
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
nicnolashoult:
IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY
aesthetic-dissonance:
sagihairius:
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
coagulates:
I don’t even think I’ll love my husband as much as I loved One Direction in summer 2012
